I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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