Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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