what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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