The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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