I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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