ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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