I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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