Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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