What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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