Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If that was your dad, he is hot
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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