they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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