look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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