Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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