He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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