i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
