JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I have already put on my inside pants.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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