Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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