well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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