I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Apparently you make a good broom.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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