How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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