You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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