So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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