Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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