The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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