So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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