so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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