Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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