Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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