Christians are straight up FREAKS
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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