that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
