Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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