highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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