your room smells of hookers.
And success
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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