marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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