i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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