I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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