Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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