That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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