I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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