Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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