If i come over, it means nothing
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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