Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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