is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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