Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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