guys are not supposed to queef...right?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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