Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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