you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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