Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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