at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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