I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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