CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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