in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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