Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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